You Know You're Having a REALY Bad Day When....

The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.

You have an appointment in 10 minutes, and you just woke up.

You open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads: "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE!"

You see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office (and the DA is waiting on the phone)

You have been giving a presentation for 3 hours, and you notice your fly is open.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.