Quote of the Day

Humor is not just a joke now and then. It's a basic survival tool.

You know you're getting old when beautiful young women start calling you "sweetie" and "honeybun."

Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you if things go wrong.

Half of the people in the world are below average

A crisis is when you can't say, "Let's forget the whole thing."

I'd rather regret something I did, rather than something I didn't do.

He who cuts corners will soon find himself going around in circles.