Quote of the Day

You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you.

Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who do.

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

One day a peacock, the next day a feather duster.