Quick Jokes

A woman was asked by a young child how old she was. She answered, "39 and holding."

The child thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"

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"I think I've had too much to drink," a man told his waiter. "Please bring me something to sober me up."

"Certainly," said the waiter, "I'll go and get you the bill."

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A client asked his lawyer how to plead.

The lawyer said, "On your knees!"