Funny Quotes

VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them.

The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.

I can't control the wind, but I can adjust my sails.

you think you can, you can. If you think you can't, you're right!