Ponderables

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what person said, "Quit while you're ahead?"

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?