Quote of the Day

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague

I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

I want to be very, very, very, very, very brief.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you're gonna look back one day and laugh, it's probably funny now.

I am a victim of my own apathy.

Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery!"?

Do not follow the path. Go where there is no path and leave a trail.

Promise only what you can deliver, then deliver more than you have promised.