Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support

Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
screen. 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 

Q: What do I do if one of my active files becomes corrupted?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 

Q: How do I create a New Document window? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 

Q: What is the proper procedure for re-booting my Etch-A-Sketch? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? 
A: Don't shake it.