A thug and his girlfriend

A thug and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window.

"Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said.

"No problem, baby," the thug said, throwing a brick through the glass and grabbing the ring.

A few blocks later, his girlfriend was admiring a black leather jacket in another shop window.

"What I'd give to own that!" she said.

"Sure thing, darling," the thug said, throwing another brick through the window and snatching the coat.

Finally, they pass a Mercedes car dealership.

"Boy, I'd do anything for one of those!" she said to her boyfriend. "C'mon, darlin'," the thug moaned. "Do you think I'm made of bricks?!"