You know it's hot when...

The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.

The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

People are eating hot peppers to cool their mouths off.

People feel chilled when the temperature drops below 95°.

The best parking place is determined by shade, not distance.

Hot water now comes out of both faucets.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outdoors at 6:30AM!

You discover that asphalt has a liquid state.

Local restaurants serve hot coffee as a cold beverage.

You can fry eggs by holding the egg skillet out the window for a few minutes.